Saxo Bank’s “Outrageous Predictions” for 2026 Are Out

By Staff Writer
02nd Dec 2025
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Saxo Bank’s “Outrageous Predictions” for 2026 Are Out
  • Saxo Bank’s 2026 predictions highlight bold, low-probability, high-impact global scenarios.
  • Topics include quantum risk, AI governance, celebrity culture, and space commerce.
  • Predictions imagine Bitcoin crashing, a golden yuan, and AI CEOs.
  • SpaceX IPO, obesity drug boom, and political reform also feature.
  • The outregeous predictions are aimed at challenging assumptions, not forecasting events.

 

Saxo Bank has unveiled its Outrageous Predictions for 2026, continuing its tradition of presenting bold, low-probability scenarios with potentially massive market impact. These forecasts are not Saxo’s official outlook but are meant to challenge conventional thinking and explore how sudden disruptions could reshape the global landscape. This year’s themes span quantum computing, celebrity-driven macro trends, political reform, revolutionary AI shifts, healthcare transformation, and the future of money and space commerce.

John J Hardy, Saxo’s global head of macro strategy, explained that the 2026 edition reflects a world where even stability might seem like the most unlikely outcome. He emphasized that the intent is not to predict the future accurately, but to test what happens when deeply held assumptions are upended.

With the release, Saxo Bank reminded readers that the value of the exercise lies not in accuracy but in imagination. Outrageous thinking, it argues, remains a useful tool for understanding a world where yesterday’s impossibility can become tomorrow’s baseline.

All 2026 Outrageous Predictions

  1. Quantum leap Q-Day arrives early, crashing crypto and destabilizing world finance
  2. Taylor Swift-Kelce wedding spikes global growth
  3. Despite concerns, U.S. 2026 mid-term elections proceed smoothly
  4. Obesity drugs for everyone – even for pets
  5. SpaceX announces an IPO, supercharging extraterrestrial markets
  6. A Fortune 500 company names an AI model as CEO
  7. Dollar dominance challenged by Beijing’s golden yuan
  8. Dumb AI triggers trillion-dollar clean-up

#1 – Quantum leap: Q-Day arrives early, crashing crypto and destabilizing world finance

In 2026, the long-feared “Q-Day” arrives early, when a functioning quantum computer cracks current encryption standards, sending shockwaves through global finance. The mere possibility collapses trust in digital security, hitting cryptocurrencies hardest. Bitcoin crashes toward zero as users scramble to withdraw funds and exchanges freeze activity. Confidence in traditional banking erodes, sparking a rush into physical assets like gold, which surges toward $10,000.

As chaos unfolds, central banks and regulators intervene with emergency measures, but rebuilding trust takes time and money. The winners? Gold holders, old-school banks with physical infrastructure, and cybersecurity innovators. The losers? Digital-first financial platforms and any service relying on now-obsolete encryption.

#2 – Taylor Swift-Kelce wedding spikes global growth

In an unexpected twist, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s fairytale wedding on a private island in early 2026 becomes a cultural turning point with real economic consequences.

Following their intimate ceremony and a pregnancy announcement, the couple’s decision to retreat from digital life, eschewing constant social media, enforcing screen-free parenting, and relocating to a quieter Midwest life, sparks a global lifestyle shift. Inspired fans across generations begin embracing offline living, driving up marriage and birth rates. This newfound family-focus boosts demand in housing, DIY, décor, and travel sectors, prompting institutions like the IMF to revise global growth forecasts upward.

As real-world experiences surge, tech giants suffer from reduced screen time. Wall Street labels the trend “the Swiftie Put,” crediting the couple with rejuvenating consumer behavior and sparking a surprise economic tailwind.

#3 – Despite concerns, U.S. 2026 mid-term elections proceed smoothly

Despite widespread concerns about manipulation, partisanship, and deepfake disruptions, the 2026 U.S. midterm elections proceed without major incident. Democrats narrowly reclaim the House while Republicans retain a slim Senate majority, setting the stage for moderate senators to become key power brokers.

Voter outrage at aggressive gerrymandering and polarizing political tactics fuels a grassroots campaign that successfully establishes an independent redistricting commission for future elections. Meanwhile, the public begins to reject outrage-driven content from social media and AI-generated misinformation, gravitating instead toward balanced, trusted voices. The result is a surprising pivot away from peak populism, with renewed focus on civil discourse and institutional integrity, marking the beginning of a post-algorithm era in U.S. politics.

#4 – Obesity drugs for everyone – even for pets

By 2026, the weight-loss revolution intensifies as GLP-1 drugs, originally designed for diabetics and recently embraced for weight management, become available in easy-to-use pill form. The shift from injections to pills makes adoption near universal, with even mildly overweight individuals using the treatments intermittently for lifestyle control. Some healthcare systems consider subsidizing the drugs for public health, while global BMI levels start to decline.
In a surprising twist, the GLP-1 boom extends to pets, with new animal-specific versions like “OzemPup” and “WeeKitty” targeting obese dogs and cats. Social media explodes with pet weight-loss transformations, triggering both enthusiasm and ethical debates. As demand soars, counterfeit risks rise and supply chains are strained. While healthcare and veterinary sectors thrive, traditional food, restaurant, and pet-food companies scramble to adapt to shrinking consumption trends. The ripple effect of this new drug class disrupts industries and redefines wellness—for both humans and animals.

#5 – SpaceX announces an IPO, supercharging extraterrestrial markets

In 2026, after proving the reliability and rapid reuse of its Starship system, SpaceX launches an IPO, becoming the most valuable new listing in history with a valuation topping $1 trillion. The move signals a dramatic acceleration in commercial space activity, as SpaceX unveils plans for high-volume launches to low Earth orbit and beyond—including the Moon and Mars. Elon Musk even pledges to join a 2029 crewed Mars mission and declares Martian territory claimed by SpaceX as a new tax-free sovereign nation.

Meanwhile, the IPO fuels a surge in space-related industries like zero-gravity bioprinting and semiconductor crystal production. A speculative boom follows as lunar land rights are auctioned off and traded like NFTs, sparking a frenzy that eventually crashes. With the infrastructure now in place and massive demand locked in through pre-booked missions, the foundations of a real extraterrestrial economy begin to take shape, driven by both practical innovation and speculative hype.

#6 – A Fortune 500 company names an AI model as CEO

In a groundbreaking move, a major Fortune 500 company appoints a proprietary AI model as its CEO, complete with limited signing authority and a structured oversight framework. Far from a publicity stunt, the board hard-codes objectives like profitability, customer satisfaction (NPS), and employee well-being (eNPS) into the model’s mandate, ensuring a balanced approach to corporate decision-making.

The AI executes tasks through a tiered approval process involving human co-signers, red teams, and a veto-equipped board chair. It attends earnings calls as a lifelike avatar, responds to analysts using real-time data, and maintains transparency via explainability logs and crisis-response protocols. Despite early concerns from unions and regulators, the system demonstrates rapid operational improvements, prompting competitors to adopt similar models.

This ushers in a new era of hybrid governance, human vision paired with AI-driven execution, supported by rising demand for AI infrastructure, audit transparency, and algorithmic accountability frameworks.

#7 – Dollar dominance challenged by Beijing’s golden yuan

In a bold geopolitical and monetary pivot, China unveils far larger gold reserves than previously reported and partially backs its offshore yuan (CNH) with gold. This new “golden yuan” allows holders to redeem CNH for physical gold at a fixed rate, implying a sharp revaluation of the currency. Initially available only offshore, the move shifts financial gravity toward Chinese vaults and away from Western central banks.

China positions this currency as a politically neutral, tangible alternative to the US dollar, reducing reliance on debt-backed fiat. Trust grows as third-party audits verify the gold backing, and China expands swap lines and gold-settled commodity contracts with Gulf states and ASEAN countries.

The result: a surge in demand for yuan-denominated assets, a sell-off in US Treasuries, a weakening dollar, and gold shooting past $6,000. While not replacing the greenback, the golden yuan creates a durable second anchor in the global monetary system.

#8 – Dumb AI triggers trillion-dollar clean-up

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